Random scenarios thus far,
Aunt : You havent been working for a while now..I know..Now that you've got a gf, you dont
want us aunties!
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Dad : So who's the girl? You know who i'm talking about..Spill it son..
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Mom : Now's not the time Byn...
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Best friend : You're still a virgin????
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best Friend : Her??? WHAT THE HELL MAN!! ARE YOU BLIND???
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dude : Dude, i think you seriously need a gf..
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Her : You're weird.
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Me : You know..I'm probably not gonna see you again after this..
S.A. : Yes we will silly!!
Me : I'll write you..
S.A. : (laughs) That's so romantic! Are you sure?
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Kak Kham : Adek, dah ade gf tak? Jangan lupa Kak tau!
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Friend : It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.
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Friend : What the hell happened to your accent..
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Aunt : I like your hair color..Dark blue black..Wish i had that color!!
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HER : Go to the barber, sit down, and tell him, " Do whatever you want to my hair!"
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MiM Dude : AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Friend : (coughs)
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Friend : (touches thighs)
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Me : You know i can't give you what you want me to give you..
Her : I know, i just want us to be friends..
Me : Stop looking at me like that!
Her : Like what?
Me : Look me in the eyes when i'm talking to you...
Her : i can't...
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Me : I think i have dreamy eyes..Like McDreamy..
Best Friend : & i think i'm sexy like McSteamy..
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People who realised : Why do you have a girl's name?
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Drunk Friend : To you! S'pore go-er whose gonna bang them chicks!! WWWOOOHOOO!!
Me : Shit man, one coke and you're drunk?
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Friend : I'm horny..
Me : Keep your hands off me please..
Great memories..Miss the dudes back home..
